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hello my name is courtney and this blog is a mess |
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❝I couldn't get the boy to kill me, but I wore his jacket for the longest time | x
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"It is okay, Buck."

“When writing a novel, that’s pretty much entirely what life turns into: ‘House burned down. Car stolen. Cat exploded. Did 1500 easy words, so all in all it was a pretty good day.”
— Neil Gaiman

mishnjay:

Misha at JIBcon2014 [x]

allisonagernt:

What kind of shape is sociopathic bitch?

nickysixpack:

one time i was at my friend’s house while her sister was getting arrested and 3 cops walk into the house one checks all the rooms and when he looks in the first bathroom there i am sitting on the toilet seat in south park boxers shaving my legs and we just lock eyes and i just kinda freeze and after like 4 seconds of absolute silence i’m like “…what seems to be the problem officer” and he shut the door on me

skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

get to know me meme → [1/5] favorite tv shows - game of thrones
I prefer my history dead. Dead history is writ in ink, the living sort in blood.

get to know me meme:favorite movies → Harry Potter series

"There was a lot more to magic, as Harry quickly found out, than waving your wand and saying a few funny words."